Position: First Baseman, Outfielder
Throws: Right
Bats: Right
Age: One of God's great mysteries
Hometown: Wherever good baseball teams are built
MLB Team: Brooklyn Dodgers
Closest Comp: John Olerud
Childhood Baseball Idol: Campy's chew
Favorite Moment in Baseball History: 2050, when the Dodgers come back to Brooklyn
A leader and a mentor; a lover, not a fighter; a high priest of the Sandlot game
Professional hitter ready for a clutch moment
Reliably lockdown defender (even if he'll pretend otherwise)
Papa bear